Publications

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Humor & Satire

Several Pieces at Points in Case:

• So Your Office Has Been Reclaimed by Wilderness
• Suggested Organizations for End-of-Year Charitable Tax Donations
• My Right to Wear a Beard of Bees Shall Not Be Infringed!
• Oh God Oh God Hide Me from the Horrible Noise, by Your Pet Dog
• In Which the Great Philosophers Discuss the Matter of Godzilla
• Woke Reboots for Classic Movies

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Pieces at Slackjaw (a Medium publication)

• Don’t Buy the Froggy Mug, Sarah!
• First We Sanitize, Then I Crush Your Delicate Hand

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Pieces at The Haven (a Medium publication)

• A COVID Carol
• Curse of the Wereshark
• Yo Mama Jokes for the MAGA Crowd
• Joe McCarthy Weighs in on Cancel Culture
• Heroic Bumblebee Saves Hive, Kills Child
• Classic Advertising Characters: Where Are They Now?

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Several Pieces in Funny Times, an old-school print magazine. Some are available online elsewhere.

• “Pete Buttigieg Learns Korean to Attend BTS Concert” (September 2019)
• “To Pee or Not To Pee” (November 2019)
• “Heroic Bumblebee Saves Hive” (April 2020)
• “Workers of the World, Unite! (To Form Voltron)” (June 2020)
• “The Hobo Vote” (October 2020)
• “My Right to Wear a Beard of Bees Shall Not Be Infringed” (December 2020)
• “Let’s Do The Time Warp Again” (May 2021)
• “My Brother’s Cat Memes” (March 2022)
• “Great Philosophers Discuss Godzilla” (May 2022)

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Everywhere Else

The Erotic Novels of Ernest Hemmingway in TwoFiftyOne

“A Bookworm’s Guide to Reading Maladies” in Oh Reader, issue 4.

Reasons to Feel Fine Despite the End of the World As We Know It, RobotButt.com, 2019

Pete Buttigieg Learns Korean to Attend BTS Concert, Glossy News, August 5, 2019 (My first publication ever!)

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Fiction

So far, all I’ve published is sci-fi microfiction. Longer stuff to come at some point!

De Stella Nova, Rune Bear’s summer 2020 drabble contest winner

Dust, Rune Bear’s Winter 2021 drabble contest winner

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Poetry

By Injection Inside, or Almost a Cleaning, Light Poetry Magazine (Poems of the week, May 4, 2020)

Entropy Conquers All, Abyss & Apex, Summer 2021

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Memoir

Recipe for Strawberry Bliss, The Sun, March 2020 issue

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Medium

Blog posts and self-published work on Medium

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